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    Archive for the ‘Malarkey’ Category

    One Hot Despot – The Big Issue

    ìAhmadinejad is hot, human enhancement î said the Missus as we were watching the telly. And this revelation shocked me on several counts. First, pills I was aghast that she could find anything positive at all to say about a man of whom the world’s most learned commentators largely disapprove.  Current events are not my […]


    Hamageddon – The Big Issue

    I am underachieving whore who spends a good part of the day wearing elasticised pants.  This is not only sad, no rx but perilous. When your daily commute is as long as the plod from bed to caffeine and your haute couture Cotton On, drugs you can quite easily pork up. Occasionally, a sense of […]


    Class of ’84 – Sydney Morning Herald & The Age

    It is hazardously close to dawn. I have relieved three women of their recommended daily alcohol allowance, rheumatologist and a man who once tried to stab me with a metric ruler has his jaded left hand placed on my wary right buttock. Like many people in their late 30s, viagra I am better acquainted with […]