Aker, illness pouffes and the right to closet –Helen Razer – ABC Online – May, 2010 I’ve long had a soft spot for Jason Akermanis. This affection has two central motives. First, his head was choreographed by Bob Fosse. That this on-baller could kick so forcefully with hair gayer than […]

Ahmadinejad is hot Helen Razer –The National Times – October 14, syringe 2009 “Ahmadinejad is hot, drugstore ” said my partner as we were watching the telly. This revelation shocked me on several counts. First, I was aghast that she could find anything positive at all to say about a […]

The new name for Vegemite is a serious miscalculation – Helen Razer – The Age – September 30, recipe 2009 THE chief element in Vegemite’s new product is cream cheese. A secondary ingredient appears to be abject failure. No one likes the name of this new yeast product. Not one […]

A look into the i-decade – Helen Razer – Sydney Morning Herald December 29, sildenafil 2009 Ours has always been a prodigious language. Since Beowulf first opened his trap English has zealously created, viagra 40mg or stolen, phlebologist more words than any of its rivals. This great mongrel tongue has […]

On an average day in the life of the new economy, the release of a landmark gadget is generally cause for joy. Before resuming a wait for the next shiny thing, a culture fuelled by innovation is unified by a new consumer toy. That is, until last week. When Google […]

In a stab at “reputation management”, online which is what overpriced fuckers are calling self-promotion these days, surgery I list recent writing published online. (Bound to remain out-of-date at all times other than those when I have a book overdue to the publisher.) Mar ’16 Razer: The Media’s brand of sexism is […]