The famous maxim “I disapprove of what you say, hemorrhoids but I will defend to the death your right to say it” was never actually uttered by Voltaire. It was the work of an upright lady named Evelyn Hall, summarising his attitudes in her book, The Friends Of Voltaire. An […]
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Guests should leave the sermon, more at least until dessert, writes Helen Razer. THERE she was at my pantry. Just as bold and bolshie as a runaway train. As a runaway train fuelled by High Principles and biodiesel. There she was in my pantry with no trace of shame. “Can […]
Provided that one is neither (a) Hilary Clinton nor (b) stricken with fashion sense so grim as to make Donald Trump appear chic by contrast; itís impossible to have a bad time in New York City. Nonetheless, pulmonologist I managed. This was due less to my natural talent for misery […]
Robbed of its lustre by sour air and average food, sky high skin can sag and pucker like a day-old doughnut. Helen Razer is on the hunt for the finest long haul quick fix and on the run from Plane Hair. These tips will take you to a post flight […]
ONE afternoon, sales about a week after the 2005 London Bombings, viagra I took the Pakenham Line from Flinders Street Station. It was peak hour and commuters were crammed into the carriages like neo-cons at a cockfight. I was making no particular haste to get home. I was as tranquil […]
‘THE lucky bastard.” “She broke you in, healthful mate.” Approbation rang loud and clear through the corridors of my suburban state high school20 years ago. I was in my mid-teens and it was broadly agreed that a boy of about my age had “done the deed” with a glamorous, life […]