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The Untidy House of Helen Razer



  • This Is The Day

    As mentioned (overly, pharmacy agonizingly) I am 40. And as far as I can see, treatment this age has little to recommend it. Of course, Craig’s List tells a different story. If its Casual Encounters pages are to be believed, there is a limitless supply of hard-bodied 18-year-olds who long for little else than the […]

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  • Whitney, Clive and The Armageddon

    Funny things, physician those internets. You might be innocently looking for porn and, this web damnit, what upturns instead is Clive Hamilton. If you are Australian, it is likely that you know Clive well. For the past few years, he has evolved a professional suspicion that pornography, video games and unwholesome websites shape behaviour. Once, […]

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  • Louis Nowra Needs a Good Vajazzling

    Generally speaking, cialis 40mg International Women’s Day, discount March 8, try is an occasion to which I pay little mind. This negligence is largely due to the fact of me being a lazy shit. And it does owe partially to my great phobia of joining. In 1979, Brown Owl flashed my non-regulation underwear as a […]

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  • You Don’t Have Cancer

    “Hello there, order ” I said in my most decisive Without a Trace of Woman voice. “You’re an IMBECILE, approved ” said the sales attendant.  Or, he may as well have.  For I could see that through every scant pore of his polyester shop garment, he was oozing conceit. I had something to buy.  He […]

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  • the sticky man

    “Hello there, order ” I said in my most decisive Without a Trace of Woman voice. “You’re an IMBECILE, approved ” said the sales attendant.  Or, he may as well have.  For I could see that through every scant pore of his polyester shop garment, he was oozing conceit. I had something to buy.  He […]

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