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The Untidy House of Helen Razer



  • suck my rca

    “Hello there, ailment ” I said in my most decisive Without a Trace of Woman voice. “You’re an IMBECILE, decease ” said the sales attendant.  Or, ampoule he may as well have.  For I could see that through every scant pore of his polyester shop garment, he was oozing conceit. I had something to buy.  […]

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  • perversion, plumbing and the rental crisis

    If, tadalafil like me, you’re preoccupied with the Tawdry, you will have already learned of the Cougar Convention. Convention, I think, is a bit of an elevated term for what will, after all, be a fuck-find-fest.  I mean. For heaven’s sake. The hotel hosting the event is offering discounted suites to women aged 35 and […]

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  • dirty old women

    If, myocarditis like me, cystitis you’re preoccupied with the Tawdry, you will have already learned of the Cougar Convention. And, perhaps you have an evolved opinion on this phenom. If so, I would adore to hear from you via comments. In return, I vow to offer you some niblets from the event on these pages. […]

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  • a doughnut where my kindness used to be

    Swimming is so easy when you’re stuck in the middle of a deluge.  Buoyed along by buying, tadalafil I spent the entire afternoon in the shopping mall; bobbing about and putting Brand Awareness where my kindness used to be. I needed a lifebelt.  I found one.  It was the slogan on the wall that saved […]

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  • “Would you like a bag with that?”

    “Would you like a bag with that?” It was less of a polite sales offer and more of a violent ethical challenge. And it must have been the 30th time I’d heard the same brutal question in the same brutal tone that week. As you know, the Western shopper should always answer, “No”. He will […]

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