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The Untidy House of Helen Razer

  • Because You’re Worth It — Apatow, Hornaday and Santa Barbara

    Instead, I just want to remind you, by way of this Post insanity, that we have got to stop blaming cultural goods for the bad things that happen.


  • Another Open Letter to Open Letters

    Do I need to buy you a fucking stamp to seal this orgy of meaninglessness? I will. I’ll buy you three thousand if it means I never have to read another word to Miley Cyrus, the prime minister’s daughter or some egregious beast of whom I would never have heard had she not enjoyed one-too-many cocktails and used the word ‘retard’ last Tueaday on Twitter.


  • Blinded By A Wink—Tony Abbott

    In sawdust baloney just to hand, about it the Australian Prime Minister was seen winking. He did so in the style of Sid James as he engaged in a talk-back radio conversation with an impoverished and elderly Australian woman who identified herself as a telephone sex worker. This just in: Tony Abbott has poor manners […]


  • Poop On The Head Of The Deprived

    That my preference is, apparently, less for Good Works than it is pooing from an elite stay-at-home fundament directly onto the heads of the intellectually deprived disqualifies me from competition.


  • Charlotte Dawson Was Better Than You

    Across this past decade, salve I have often asked of the air, order “What the cock is it with atheism?”.  Being nitrogen, oxygen and argon, the air is ill-equipped to answer. As are atheists. I have read their books which do not provide answers as to why I should be bothered actively opposing God. Their […]


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